Beer Review: SWEETWATER DANK TANK SOME STRANGE

Beer Review: SWEETWATER DANK TANK SOME STRANGE
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A Bizarre Affair: SweetWater Dank Tank Some Strange

SweetWater Brewing takes beer enthusiasts on a wild ride with “Dank Tank Some Strange,” a Black IPA that leaves you questioning your choices in the morning.


The Strange Saga Unfolds

In this peculiar journey, the protagonist, Capt. Danky, finds himself entangled in a web of betrayal and questionable decisions. From the unexpected revelation of General Betrayus to encounters with a lonely dental hygienist student draining his wallet, the narrative is as tumultuous as a night at Johnny’s Hideaway.


A Dance with Danky Spanky

Capt. Danky’s escapade takes an unexpected turn when he succumbs to the charms of a house mama at a late-night dance club. The aftermath, marked by ear-to-ear hickies and claw marks, reveals the consequences of his rendezvous with a big ol’ beauty. The morning revelation of having “seasoned” a black double IPA adds a layer of horror to this peculiar tale.


Tasting Notes

Appearance: “Pours brown with a frothy swirly head.”

Aroma: “Dank sativa, lime leaf, sweet tarts.”

Taste: “Quick herbal hops, caramel, and slight roasted malt. Juicy citrus hops in the finish.”

Mouthfeel: “Full-bodied. Modest carbonation.”

Overall: “Very interesting, pretty tasty, alcohol well hidden.”


In conclusion, “Dank Tank Some Strange” offers a unique and flavorful experience, though one might find themselves questioning their life choices after the bizarre journey presented by SweetWater Brewing. The blend of dank sativa, unexpected twists, and a hefty 10% ABV make this Black IPA a memorable but daring choice for the adventurous beer enthusiast. Cheers to hoping the morning-after regrets don’t linger too long!